Man Claims To Be Black Robert Pattinson; Looking For Black Kristen Stewart

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MOLINE, IL – Leroy Johnson is claiming to be the black Robert Pattinson. His facial expressions are emotionless and his demeanor is stiff, which all contribute to people saying that he resembles the robotic actor of the popular "Twilight" series.
"I just was out one day and I was squinting at the sun's rays and I happened to be sore from moving furniture," Johnson said. "My movements, or lack of, that day, looked like R. Patz." His friends and co-workers agree, saying that if he weren't black, he'd be a dead ringer. 
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