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Steel Panther’s “Balls Out” is Perverted, Sexist, Degrading and Fantastic – Review

I was born in 1979, so when I really started to get into music, the glam/hair metal period was ending. Lucky for me my dad had a purchased a handful of records for me including Bon Jovi’s “Slippery When Wet,” Def Leppard’s “Hysteria” and White Lion’s “Pride.” When grunge hit, I was listening to Aerosmith and Guns n Roses. The music industry just kept going further and further away from the hair band sound. Chris Cornell of Soundgarden once said (and I’m paraphrasing) the goal of every band in the grunge era was to be the exact opposite of late 80’s Jon Bon Jovi.

I loved that music though. I loved the guitar solos, the silly lyrics, the girls, the sex, the over the top front men. The whole thing was built around super talented musicians fucking around. They weren't ashamed to be rock stars. Rock star behavior was celebrated back then. Now we're stuck reading their tell all autobiographies rather than worshipping todays rock stars. There’s this west coast band called Steel Panther who share my love of 80’s glam rock while poking fun of it at the same time.

Their newest album is called “Balls Out” and features the following songs: “Supersonic Sex Machine,” “Just Like Tiger Woods,” “17 Girls in a Row,” “It Won’t Suck Itself,” “Gold Digging Whore,” “I Like Drugs,” “Let me Come In,” and of course “Weenie Ride.” If you’re into parody acts like Spinal Tap or the Tenacious D then Steel Panther is a must.

“Balls Out” is so over the top and so much fun. It’s perverted, sexist, degrading and fantastic. Because they don’t really come through Illinois all that often (if ever) I didn’t know much about Steel Panther. I just thought they were a cover band, and maybe they were, but if you’re into that era of music, “Balls Out” is a must.

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Bob Zerull is the Managing Editor of Zoiks! Online. He writes pop culture commentary, does interviews with bands, and reviews music and stand-up concerts. He also administers Zoiks! Online's Facebook page. Follow Bob on twitter at bzerull. Email Bob at bob@zoiksonline.com.

Warner Bros. Records And Affiliated Labels Announce Exclusive Vinyl Releases For National Record Store Day On Black Friday, November 25th.

In keeping with its commitment to the annual vinyl bonanza that is Record Store Day, a celebration of the unique culture surrounding over 700 independently owned record stores in the U.S. and hundreds of similar stores internationally, Warner Bros. Records has announced that it will make several vinyl pieces available on November 25th (or Black Friday, if you speak retail), exclusively in honor of 2011's second annual Record Store Day. April saw the release of vinyl from The Flaming Lips, Devo, Mastodon, Sonic Youth, and others. The day after Thanksgiving, the following very special exclusive releases will go on sale in record stores across the country and at www.becausesoundmatters.com:

Red Hot Chili Peppers: Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Remastered and reissued for the first time in 20 years, this Anniversary edition of the SoCal funk-rock giants' classic 1991 album will be released on 140-gram red vinyl and is limited to 2500 units domestically. Produced by Rick Rubin, Blood Sugar Sex Magik has sold more than 15 million copies worldwide and was the Red Hot Chili Peppers' introduction to worldwide popularity and critical acclaim, spawning several hit singles including "Under The Bridge" and "Give It Away."

$34.98

Iron and Wine: Live at KCRW

This live collection features Iron and Wine, fronted by Sam Beam, in an intimate on-air acoustic performance at Los Angeles' influential tastemaker radio station KCRW this past Jan 26, 2011. This intimate performance includes songs from Iron and Wine's current album Kiss Each Other Clean, and other favorites as well as audio from his interview with Jason Bentley. The package includes a limited-edition LP pressed in an edition of 2,500 copies only and a CD.

$24.98

Tom Petty: Kiss My Amps (Live)

This limited-edition LP features six live tracks from Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers' 2010 tour supporting their album Mojo - Petty's first album with the Heartbreakers in eight years. It includes "Sweet William," a B-side recorded live during the 2008 tour and referred to at the time by Rolling Stone as their "new favorite Petty song." Limited to 5,000.

$24.98

The Black Keys: Two-song 12" EP

The Black Keys' new record El Camino will be released Dec 6th on Nonesuch Records. Produced by Danger Mouse and The Black Keys, the album was recorded in the band's new hometown of Nashville. A limited-edition 12" of the already popular single "Lonely Boy," pressed on limited edition vinyl, will be available at independent retailers as part of Record Store Day, with another album track, "Run Right Back," on the B-side.

$10.98

Eric Clapton Blues Box

We are proud to present the definitive sound and vinyl offering of three of Eric Clapton's most celebrated blues explorations. This three album five disc box has been carefully recut for vinyl at Bernie Grundman Mastering by Chris Bellman and pressed on the finest grade 180- gram European vinyl for the highest quality analog sound imaginable. Box set includes: From The Cradle, Riding With The King and Me And Mr. Johnson, plus a unique 12" x 12" lithograph. Each box is beautifully packaged in a high quality paper wrapped design. This title is non-exclusive to Record Store day but limited to 2500 copies.

$124.98

Go into the studio with Bono in new 'From the Sky Down' trailer.

U2 have posted another clip from their forthcoming "From the Sky Down" documentary about the making of their 1991 album Achtung Baby. The clip features Bono in the studio recording vocals for "Pride (In the Name of Love)" with legendary producers Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois. "From the Sky Down" was directed by Academy Award-winning director Davis Guggenheim (Waiting for Superman, An Inconvenient Truth). Stay tuned for the revealing of additional clips from the documentary on www.u2.com.

"From the Sky Down" is included in the Uber and Super Deluxe 20th Anniversary Editions of Achtung Baby, which are available November 1st, and will be premiering on Showtime Saturday, October 29th at 8pm (7 central).

Recorded over six months at Hansa Studio in Berlin and Windmill Lane in Dublin, Achtung Baby is U2's seventh studio album. Produced by longtime U2 collaborators, Daniel Lanois and Brian Eno with Steve Lillywhite, Achtung Baby was engineered by Flood and led by "The Fly." The album spawned four other singles: "Mysterious Ways," "One," "Even Better Than The Real Thing" and "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses."

The Achtung Baby archives have unearthed some previously unreleased songs from the recording sessions. With a raft of unreleased material, video, remixes, b-sides and documentary footage discovered, a full album of demo and early versions of the final 1991 tracklisting has also been revealed. Five physical editions including vinyl, CD, DVD and digital options will be made available. Full details of all formats are at achtungbaby.u2.com.

The Darkness of Tim Burton.

Tim Burton is no stranger to Halloween. Although the director's movies aren't Halloween related per se, there's no denying Burton's films have a ghastly appeal that often nudge fans a little bit back into their seats.

The dark, macabre brand of movies has become so famous that upon seeing only a few minutes worth of footage it's very apparent that a Tim Burton film is playing. Although the filmmaker has brought blockbusters to the forefront, including "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure," "Batman," and "Planet of the Apes," fans like me really crave the quirky, mysterious stories that make Burton who he is.

Read the rest of this story on Yahoo! Movies: http://fe.movies.fy6.b.yahoo.com/news/yahoo-contributor-network/darkness-tim-burton.

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Like Bon Jovi or Coldplay? Check Out The Fairchild’s “Our Revolution.” – Album Review

When I was in junior high/high school all I wanted to be when I grew up was a guitar player like Joe Perry from Aerosmith. I could play guitar, but I wasn’t really that good. I also knew that the odds of a career in music were slim to none, so I went to college to become an accountant. I got through accounting, but the only thing that really kept my interest. Currently I’m an accountant, but this gig at “Zoiks!” has allowed for me to live vicariously through all of these other musicians who had a similar dream to me, but a much better work ethic.

Cyril Niccolai of The Fairchilds shared my dream, but he made it happen. Whenever you see someone’s dream become a reality it is inspiring. The Fairchild’s debut album “Our Revolution” is inspiring. Cyril Niccolai is the face of The Fairchilds. His musical influences include Bon Jovi, U2, Guns n Roses, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Elvis, The Goo Goo Dolls, Muse, and Coldplay. Niccolai’s music took the positive and inspiring parts of all of those bands and created “Our Revolution.”

If you’re into Bon Jovi and Coldplay, then “Our Revolution” is a must. There are a million different types of different vocalist out there. Some of them have a voice that is an acquired taste, like Neil Young or Bob Dylan. Other singers have a more universal voice that anybody can get into. Jon Bon Jovi or Bono are the perfect examples of that and you can add Cyril Niccolai to that list.

Currently the track “Unbreakable” is making noise as The Fairchilds first single. There are several other songs on here that I think can and will win the hearts of million. There is no better story than the underdog making their dream come true. The Fairchild’s “Our Revolution” is that story.

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Are You Into Art Rock Bands Like Pink Floyd, The Cure, Peter Gabriel and Portishead? Check out Sound of Cancer’s “No Vampires in Gilroy” – Review

Last year this girl emailed me asking me to check out her music. Her name was Alexx Calise. She sent me her album “In Avanti” and I was blown away with how radio ready it was. She was an independent artist, but if the right radio stations got a hold of her music she would have three or four hit singles off of that album. It was pop music, but it was definitely rock music at the same time. She also mentioned her other project with drummer Dennis Morehouse called Sound of Cancer. Their new album “No Vampires in Gilroy” is available for download on Halloween.

I wasn’t really sure what to expect from Sound of Cancer. I didn’t think it’d sound like Alexx’s solo stuff, because why would she even bother with a side project if it sounded just like her solo stuff. I’m not sure I was prepared for how different Sound of Cancer was going to be. “No Vampires in Gilroy” is a dark artistic experiment by Alexx and Dennis. You can hear a wide range of influences on this album, from Pink Floyd to the Cure.

Alexx Calise is a guitar player, but on “No Vampires in Gilroy,” her vocals are showcased, even more so than on her solo album. I’ve always liked her voice, but on songs like “Confusion,” “Darkarnival” and “Love,” she’ll send chills down your spine. I love the musical performances, the guitar tones, the effects, the beats and the melodies. This album is perfect.

Every song on “No Vampires in Gilroy” has their own identity and their own haunting quality. My personal favorite songs on the album are “Confusion,” “The Abyss of Your Kiss” and “Darkarnival.” However, the six times I’ve popped this album in, I’ve listened to it beginning to end. There aren’t any songs on here worth skipping. The song most likely to be a hit is probably the song “Say,” provided the right people hear this album.

Sound of Cancer is kind of an unknown band at this moment, but the songs on their new album “No Vampires in Gilroy” would make for an interesting live performance. Given the right setting this album would make a potentially great theatrical or visual performance. It makes me think of some of the cool things Peter Gabriel has done live, see also Pink Floyd and Tool as well. Check out Sound of Cancer’s “No Vampires in Gilroy” and let me know what you think.

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Lou Reed and Metallica’s “Lulu” – Album Review

This is one of the harder reviews that I’ve had to write. Not because the album is bad and I’m a huge Metallica fan who doesn’t want to say something bad about Metallica, but because there is nothing like “Lulu” out there. It is a completely original album. Just about everything I’ve read with the exception of one small blurb has been overwhelmingly negative. I think the negativity is due to the fact that the critics and fans want to pigeonhole Metallica as this Thrash Metal only band when they are more than that.

The story goes Metallica plays with Lou Reed at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame anniversary. Lou Reed likes it so much he says he wants to do an album with Metallica. The initial idea is to stamp “Metallica” onto some old Lou Reed songs. In the mean time, Lou Reed comes up with these lyrics based on two plays by German playwright Frank Wedekind. The plays were called “Earth Spirit” and “Pandora’s Box.” The title character in those stories is named Lulu. I’ve never read or seen these plays. I have done a little research to try and understand the premise of the stories. Here’s my best attempt at explaining the premise.

In “Earth Spirit” Lulu gets married three times (I think), but she has been with her true love (Dr. Schon, her third husband) sexually from the beginning. He had her marry the first two times while he pursued a more advantageous match for himself. He however continued to sleep with her. By the end of the “Earth Spirit” Lulu manages to marry Dr. Schon …but is unfaithful to him with several people including a woman and Dr. Schon’s son. When he finds this out he hands her a gun to kill herself instead she kills him declaring he was her one true love and ends the story in prison.

In “Pandora’s Box” Lulu escapes prison and marries Dr. Schon’s son Alwa. She becomes a prostitute that everyone falls in love with. One of her clients may or may not be her father. Another one kills Alwa and her final client turns out to be Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper and Lulu argue over her fee while at the same time a lesbian lover from the past, who helped her escape prison comes back for Lulu…Jack the Ripper kills both of them as the lesbian declares her eternal love for Lulu.

That’s a very brief synopsis of the two stories and I may have messed it up a little. While listening to Lou Reed and Metallica’s “Lulu” I was expecting a retelling of this story. That’s not really what I got. For one, “Lulu” does not go in chronological order. The song about “Pumping Blood” which is only the third song on the album is about Jack the Ripper killing Lulu and her lesbian lover. The last song on the album “Junior Dad” I believe is about Alwa who marries Lulu even though she use to be married to her father.

Really “Lulu” is Lou Reed’s spoken word interpretation over various plot points from the two plays with Metallica backing him up. It is seriously like going into one of those hippie like coffee shops with some old man doing spoken word, but rather than some jazz or blues back ground music…its Metallica. It’s not the Metallica we’re used to either. It’s more of a spontaneous; let the lyrics influence them, Metallica.

“Lulu” is not for your typical Metallica fan. Lou Reed has always been an acquired taste and “Lulu” is no different. The only difference is that it has Metallica’s balls.” “Lulu” is more for people who get off on authentic artistic expression rather than just popular music. I think “Lulu” accomplishes everything that Lou Reed and Metallica wanted to accomplish and therefore it is a success. Unfortunately some of us can’t get past that it doesn’t sound like “Master of Puppets” or “Enter Sandman.”

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Cee Lo Green Ascends To The Top.

Elektra recording artist Cee Lo Green has reached to the top with his hit single, "Fool For You (Feat. Melanie Fiona)." The track – featured on Green's blockbuster solo album, "THE LADY KILLER" – is currently #1 at Urban AC radio outlets nationwide. Remarkably, the ascension of "Fool For You" comes more than 9 months after its arrival at the format.

The single's stunning success marks the latest accomplishment in what is shaping up as a truly triumphant year for Green. The Grammy Award-winning superstar will celebrate with an array of high-profile TV appearances, kicking off with a performance at the 85th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, airing Thursday, November 24th on NBC from 9 am to 12 pm EST (check local listings). Tuesday, November 29th will see Green joining the star-studded musical line-up performing on CBS's 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, slated for broadcast at 10 pm ET. The following evening, Cee Lo will be among the revelers at the 2011 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting, scheduled to air Wednesday, November 30th as part of NBC's annual Christmas In Rockefeller Center festivities (check local listings). Last, but very certainly not least, Season 2 of NBC's smash vocal competition series, The Voice, will premiere on February 5th, immediately following Super Bowl XLVI.

In addition to his many TV appearances, Cee Lo will light up the big screen in one of 2012's most anticipated films, Sparkle. The film – a remake of the 1976 classic – co-stars Green alongside a star-studded cast that also features Whitney Houston, Jordin Sparks, Mike Epps, and Derek Luke. The Sony Pictures Entertainment film is currently in production with release information to be announced shortly.

The upcoming slate of TV appearances comes hot on the heels of Green's recent guest roles on both NBC's Parenthood and the Season 7 premiere of the Fox animated series, American Dad. Green has also performed on a wide range of TV series and specials in the months following the release of "THE LADY KILLER," including NBC's Saturday Night Live, The Today Show, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, CBS' Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central's The Colbert Report, ABC's Good Morning America, WWE's SummerSlam, the nationally syndicated Oprah Winfrey Show and The Ellen DeGeneres Show, E's Chelsea Lately, MTV's The Seven, and VH1's Jump Start Live, among others.

In addition, Cee Lo was among the performers on such awards spectaculars as the 2010 Soul Train Awards, the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, and of course, the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards, where he received the "Best Urban/Alternative Performance" Grammy honoring his groundbreaking hit single, "F**k You." What's more, Green also stole the show with his multi-colored performance of the Grammy-winning song, featuring special guests Gwyneth Paltrow and the Jim Henson Company Puppets.

Top Ten Halloween Songs.

Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. It's a great time to get together with friends, eat candy…and look like a total skank. That's the trifecta of fun, right there. In honor of the holiday, I have put together a list of my favorite ten songs:

1. "Freaks Come Out at Night" by Whodini – Not only is this song quite danceable, but the lead singer's leather cowboy hat (and open leather shirt ensemble) is sure to send chills down anyone's spine.

2. "Nightmare on My Street" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince – Who doesn't like a circa-1980's hip hop beat thrown over some scary horror movie theme music?

3. "Tubular Bells Pt. 1" by Mike Oldfield – Honestly, I had no idea this song was even in The Exorcist. I just remember enjoying it on my Pure Moods complication CD, which was in constant rotation during my first year of college. So, I've included it for nostalgia purposes. Lucky for you readers, I've left all of the other music I listened to in the late 90's off the list.

4. "Thriller" by Michael Jackson – Alas, what Halloween list would be complete without this little gem?

5. "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard – Okay, this one might be a bit of a stretch. But, I figured nearly everyone eats candy on Halloween (my apologies to the diabetics of the world). Candy contains sugar, hence the song.

6. "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell – Never has getting stalked sounded so good.

7. "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt – If you jump around enough while listening to this tune, you might even get abs like those belonging to Gwen Stefani.

8. "The Time Warp" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show – I dare you not to dance to this one (or, have an unexplainable urge to wear black garters and fishnet stockings)!

9. "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Picket – Of course I had to include this classic. I'm still partial to the original, but since its first recording, several bands have covered it, including the Smashing Pumpkins and the Misfits.

10. "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr. – This song still makes me long to have a proton pack.

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Kate Brindle is a stand-up comedian from Ann Arbor, MI. For more information and for tour dates, visit her at www.katebrindle.com. Email her at hottiepants@zoiksonline.com.

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner the Next Corey Haim and Corey Feldman?

The "Twilight" franchise is coming to an end with the first movie, "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1," of the final installment being released November 18. This will mark the grave culmination of the cast of regulars we've grown up watching, much like the "Harry Potter" kids.

But does it really have to mark an end? Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will continue to date, so the possibility of them appearing on film post-"Twilight" sees less likely than Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, whose onscreen rivalry could easily support the notion of subsequent projects.

Read the rest of this story on Yahoo! Movies: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/robert-pattinson-taylor-lautner-next-corey-haim-corey-185600414.html.

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Avenged Sevenfold To Headline X1039's Very Merry Xmas Party On December 17th.

Avenged Sevenfold will headline X1039's Very Merry Xmas Party on December 17th at the Citizens Business Bank Arena in Ontario, CA, with support from Hollywood Undead, Asking Alexandria, and Black Veil Brides.

Tickets go on sale to the general public on Saturday October 29th via Ticketmaster at 10 a.m EST. Ticket purchase link: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/2C004755E7355852?artistid=840047&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=60. This will be the band's last stop in Southern California in support of their gold album "Nightmare."

Having wrapped their fall dates on The Rockstar Energy Drink UPROAR Festival, Avenged Sevenfold hit the road for their own headlining "Buried Alive" tour, which launches in Ft. Meyers, FL, on November 23rd. Hollywood Undead, Asking Alexandria, and Black Veil Brides are also on the bill, offering fans an incredible value with four of the hottest bands in rock today. Please visit www.avengedsevenfold.com for tour dates.

Evanescence’s Self-Titled Album is Band’s Best Effort. – Album Review

Amy Lee and Evanescence are back with the band’s first studio album in five years. The self-titled effort, released October 11, 2011, showcases the operatic voice that Lee made popular on songs such as “Bring Me To Life” and “My Immortal.”

The album has already hit number one on four Billboard charts including Rock Albums, Alternative Albums and Digital Albums. And there’s a reason for that – it’s awesome. On the lead single, “What You Want,” Lee sings, “Hello, hello, it’s only me infecting everything you love; somewhere beyond the pain there must be a way to believe.” What the singer is emphasizing is that this edition of Evanescence represents a new beginning and they want fans to come back.

And they have as evidenced by the Billboard charts. Supporters of the band know the history of Evanescence and their revolving door of members and line-up changes. Now, it seems like they’ve found the right fit in Terry Balsamo, lead guitar; Troy McLawhorn, rhythm guitar; Tim McCord, bass; and Will Hunt, drums.

“Evanescence” is still industrial rock and Lee still brings a gothic look but this current album appears that the band is actually having fun; a been there done that attitude. The songs are campier and fit more along the line of a rock or metal album, and not the gothic label they were slapped with on past albums.

Other potential hits on “Evanescence” include “The Change,” “The Other Side” and “End of the Dream.” Quoting Lee on “What You Want,” “Do what you what you want, if you have a dream for better.” For Lee, this new album is that dream for better.

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Free Download of Porcelain Blacks' New Single 'Naughty Naughty.'

Hailing from Detroit, Porcelain Black fuses her hard hitting rock roots with the pulsating beats of 2101 label head and producer RedOne (Usher, U2, Jennifer Lopez, Enrique Iglesias, Pitbull, Lady Gaga), creating a sound she likens to the would-be offspring of Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears. Black's first single "This Is What Rock N Roll Looks Like" Feat. Lil Wayne features roaring guitars with thunderous dance-pop, a vibe maintained throughout most of her daring, not-yet-titled debut.

You can now download the Mr. Mig Elektro-Fi remix of Porcelain Black's latest single, "Naughty Naughty," for free on her Official Site.

To stay up-to-date with all things Porcelain Black check her out on Facebook and Twitter.

Marianne Faithfull to Play Three Nights at NYC’s City Winery in December.

After the releasing her acclaimed new album, Horses and High Heels (Naïve Records) earlier this year, the iconic Marianne Faithfull has announced three nights at New York's City Winery: December 18th, 19th, and 20th.

Marianne has been an entrancing and creative musical presence for the past 47 years. Beginning with her debut single, "As Tears Go By" (1964, the first song ever written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards), Marianne has created an enduring legacy with her distinct, emotive, and truly haunting voice. She has also established herself as a powerful songwriter with a gift for crafting visceral melodies and deeply resonant lyrics. Her artistic fearlessness has led her to sing with legends like David Bowie and Metallica, and collaborate with a younger generation of musicians she influenced such as Beck, Morrissey, Billy Corgan and Blur.

Horses and High Heels consists of four originals and eight covers ranging from Carole King's "Going Back" to Greg Dulli & Mark Lanegan's "The Stations." Four of the tracks feature virtuosic guitarist John Porter (Eric Clapton, The Smiths) while Lou Reed and Dr. John/MC5's Wayne Kramer each make cameos on multiple songs.

Horses and High Heels was recorded in New Orleans and features a core of masterful local musicians. It was produced by Hal Willner (Laurie Anderson, Allen Ginsberg), who also helmed Marianne's critically-acclaimed 2009 collection of covers and duets: Easy Come, Easy Go. The songs touch on everything from soul, blues, folk, country, jazz-pop perkiness, and beguiling guitar-rock. Much like the rest of her career, the only consistent theme or style of the album is Marianne herself.

Queensryche To Perform ‘Rage For Order’ In Its Entirety For First Time Ever In New York City On Halloween Night.

While some will be counting how many Mounds bars they've got in their pillow case, rock fans in the New York City "know" will be "Screaming in Digital" on Monday night, October 31st, when the band Queensryche performs their 1986 release, Rage for Order, from beginning to end at the HighLine Ballroom in New York City. A little bit "trick" and definitely a lot of "treat," the truly special Halloween show will mark the first time the band has ever performed the album on stage in its entirety.

"Rage for Order was only our second full studio album and it's hard to believe it's been 25 years," says lead singer Geoff Tate. "We plan to let the good times roll on Monday night and hope you come join us in the Big Apple for what we promise to be a memorable show." In addition to the 11 songs that comprised Rage for Order (see below for track listing), the band will be performing a selection of other songs including their hits at the show. What better way to celebrate Halloween? Who needs candy anyway?

Queensryche -- Geoff Tate, Scott Rockenfield, Michael Wilton, Eddie Jackson and Parker Lundgren -- are currently in the midst of their 30th Anniversary Tour in support of their newest CD, Dedicated To Chaos, which came out in early summer via Roadrunner Records/Loud & Proud. On November 14th, the band sets sail on the ShipRocked Cruise (www.getshiprocked.com) where they'll perform Operation: Mindcrime in its entirety.

For more information on the band, please see their official website at www.queensryche.com.

To get two tickets for the price of one for Monday night's "Rage for Order" show (that would be the "treat"), please go to the following link -

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Rage for Order (Track Listing)

Walk in the Shadows

I Dream in Infrared

The Whisper

Gonna Get Close to You

The Killing Words

Surgical Strike

Neue Regel

Chemical Youth (We Are Rebellion)

London

Screaming in Digital

I Will Remember

Sleeper Agent To Appear On ‘Last Call With Carson Daly’ Tonight.

Celabrasion, the new debut album from Rolling Stone "Band To Watch" Sleeper Agent was released physically on September 27th on mom+pop music. Hailing from Bowling Green, KY, Sleeper Agent specializes in crafting hook-laden scuzzy garage-pop rooted in both soul and southern rock.

Early champions of the album, SPIN, described the album as, "A dozen deliriously catchy gems... the sound of high fives and Makers Mark spilling from the speakers." Celabrasion was produced by Jay Joyce (Cage The Elephant, The Whigs) and reflects the easy camaraderie in the band. Citing the musical influence of The Strokes, The Pixies, T-Rex, and Jay Reatard, the band describes their music as akin to "The Ronettes on speed." "We just want people to listen to the music and have fun," says guitarist and vocalist Tony "Tutone" Smith.

Sting discusses his childhood in new webisode.

A new webisode was recently released in which Sting talks about his childhood in the industrial landscape near a shipyard, and his first "rock 'n' roll catharsis" with Elvis Presley that would have him "run around the floor in a catatonic fit." The clip can be seen here: http://vevo.ly/piTfQu

Sting: The Best Of 25 Years, is now available! Featuring 12 re-mastered tracks, including several remixes and newly unearthed live recordings, selections for this compilation represent a diverse cross section of Sting's enduring solo career.

Highlights include the No. 1 hits "If You Love Somebody Set Them Free" and "All This Time," as well as Grammy® winners "If I Ever Lose My Faith In You" and "Whenever I Say Your Name" featuring Mary J. Blige. The CD also includes a new mix of "Never Coming Home" as well as previously unreleased live versions of "Message In A Bottle," "Demolition Man" and "Heavy Cloud No Rain" (full track listing included below).

Sting: The Best Of 25 Years was produced by Rob Mathes and Executive Produced by Sting's longtime manager, Kathryn Schenker.

Also recently released was the comprehensive Sting: 25 Years box set. This consummate collection contains three CDs personally curated by Sting, as well as a DVD, Rough, Raw & Unreleased: Live at Irving Plaza, featuring previously unreleased live concert footage filmed at New York City's Irving Plaza. The discs are housed in a hardcover book containing rare photos, complete lyrics, and newly written commentary by Sting.

Embodying the highlights and rarities of his illustrious solo career, Sting: The Best Of 25 Years and Sting: 25 Years (3 CD/1 DVD box set) celebrate the distinctive work of one of the world's most dynamic artists.

PAPER + PLASTICK SET TO RELEASE BRAND-NEW FLATFOOT 56 ALBUM; BAND SET TO RECORD FOURTH LABEL-BACKED RELEASE IN JANUARY

Paper + Plastick Records is proud to announce it will be releasing the fourth label-backed full-length from Celtic punk band FLATFOOT 56. The band will be heading into the studio to record their new record in January. To celebrate the announcement, head here to download a free Flatfoot 56 cover of an old folk/gospel song called “I’ll Fly Away,” originally written by Albert E. Brumley. The track is a preview song and will not be included on the new record.

"After seeing the band play at Milwaukee's Summer Fest, I was impressed with Flatfoot's energy live,” said Vinnie Fiorello, Paper + Plastick owner. “I had heard their records, but nothing prepared me for how good the band is on stage."

Flatfoot 56 will once again record with the Street Dogs’ Johnny Rioux for the follow-up to 2010’s critical and fan success Black Thorn. “We decided that since the last experience with Johnny was so beneficial, we wanted to repeat it,” frontman Tobin Bawinkel said. “We have been friends with Johnny for years. Our mutual respect fosters a good creative environment for putting together a record. He knows how to challenge us and push us the next level, which is what any band hopes for.”

Bawinkel, along with his brothers Justin (drums) and Kyle (bass), Eric McMahon (bagpipes/guitar), and Brandon Good (mandolin/guitar), are ready to lead Flatfoot 56’s furious march forward.

Playing a positive-natured brand of hardcore-tinged Celtic punk, Flatfoot 56 has been unleashing itself upon America and the rest of the world for over 10 years now. Forming in 2000, the Chicago natives achieved nationwide attention with their first two label-backed records, 2006’s Knuckles Up and 2007’s Jungle of the Midwest Sea. These releases built on a heavy dose of previously established regional notoriety, helping the band gain steam early on.

While each record received its fair share of acclaim, the quintet exploded onto a new level with 2010’s Black Thorn. Landing the band on a total of 9 Billboard Charts, Flatfoot 56 proved it could consistently reach an expanding audience while treading in a genre not often associated with widespread success.

The band will enter Matt Allison’s Chicago-based Atlas Studios in January to record its first release for Paper + Plastick Records. “We have always respected Paper + Plastick’s independent approach to putting out records because they always seem to promote the creative side of the album,” Bawinkel said. “As a band we all really value that creative vision, and Paper + Plastick is the place to be for that.”

"Atlas Studios keeps churning out thick, sonically great sounding records,” Fiorello said. “The combination of Johnny, Flatfoot 56, and Atlas will make for the band’s best record to date."

While the record is set to be more rootsy and folk-oriented, it promises to pack the same relentless, knock-down punch that fans have grown to expect from Flatfoot 56. More than a decade into its career, Flatfoot 56 isn’t slowing down, but maintaining a blistering pace of touring and musical output. “The next record's sound is taking on a much more mature, heartfelt tone,” Bawinkel said. “We’re writing these songs as life gets thrown at us, and as we all get a bit older and start to interpret life in different ways, we want to express ourselves to reflect the victories and defeats that we all go through. We still love whipping the crowd into a frenzy and making everybody dance but we want to write some tunes that people can relate to, and that they can sing along to.”

JoJo Covers Rihanna’s 'What My Name.'

Pop songstress JoJo kicked off her Pinktober Hard Rock Café tour on Monday in Baltimore playing an acoustic cover of Rihanna's hit single "What's My Name." JoJo is performing free shows at Hard Rock Café locations across the country benefiting breast cancer awareness through November 1st. Tour dates below.

Fans can keep up with JoJo on the road through a photo tour diary exclusively on Teen Vogue. And, be sure to stay up-to-date on JoJo news and tour dates through her official site, Facebook, and Twitter.

Boston, MA

Thursday, October 27th @ 7PM

Hard Rock Cafe
22-24 Clinton St.
Boston, MA 02109

** To benefit The Ellie Fund **

Pittsburgh, PA

Saturday, October 29th @ 11AM

Hard Rock Cafe
230 W. Station Square Drive
Pittsburgh, PA 15219

** To benefit Young Women's Breast Cancer Foundation **

Detroit, MI

Sunday, October 30th @ 6PM

Hard Rock Cafe
45 Monroe Street
Detroit, MI 48226

** To benefit Barbara Ann Karmanos Cancer Institute **

Indianapolis, IN

Monday, October 31st @ 7:30PM

Hard Rock Cafe
49 South Meridian
Indianapolis, IN 46204

** To benefit Pink Ribbon Connection Institute **

Chicago, IL

Tuesday, November 1st @ 7PM

Hard Rock Cafe Chicago
63 West Ontario
Chicago, IL 60654

** To benefit Susan G. Komen for the Cure**

9 Left Dead’s ‘The Wrong Things’ Channels Bands Like Nickelback and Theory of a Deadman. – Album Review

The band 9 Left Dead brings a Motley Crue theme to Hinder, Nickelback and Theory of a Deadman type music on their debut album titled, “The Wrong Things.” A straight up rock n’ roll album with no smoke and mirrors, “The Wrong Things” talks about subjects that are, well, wrong or looked down upon in society.

Songs such as “Put Your Guns Down,” “Bad Girls,” “Freak in Me,” and “In Their Lies” display an image similar to the one the Crue dished out for years. The main difference, however, is that 9 Left Dead has less theatrics. The album is pretty solid and there are potential hits in each of the aforementioned tunes. Another possible hit is the remake of The Doors’ hit, “People Are Strange.”

What 9 Left Dead brings to the table is a mix of catchy rock songs that are not only good, but radio friendly. In an era dominated by radio friendly rock songs, 9 Left Dead can possibly achieve the same success that Theory of a Deadman achieved. If Nickelback set the stage for Theory of a Deadman, then Theory opened up a flood gate for a band like 9 Left Dead to enter.

The problem I see is 9 Left Dead is trying to do what bands like Hinder, Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback have already perfected. Had they come out before and set the tone for radio rock, 9 Left Dead would be sitting in the same seat as their predecessors. “The Wrong Things” is a decent rock album; let’s just hope they get the recognition they deserve.

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Comedy Central Records Releases Mo Mandel's ‘The M Word’ Digital Album On November 8th.

M is for Mandel! Comedy Central Records releases Mo Mandel's The M Word digital album on Tuesday, November 8th. This hilarious set from Mo Mandel covers the fear of public speaking, growing up with pot-smoking parents and why his body is not a temple. Recorded at Comedy Works in Denver, Mandel's jokes are personal and universal. You may also recognize him as one of the leads on NBC's Free Agents as well as appearances on ABC's Modern Family.

Raised by hippies in the woods of northern California, Mandel used to lie awake at night listening to his mother's samba band practicing in the room next door, inspiring him to become a performer. Flash forward, Mandel has established him as one of the most talented and entertaining entertainers in entertainment.

First gaining national attention by winning Comedy Central’s Open Mic Fight, Mandel has since appeared on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham, Comedy Central Presents and Reality Bites Back, as well as at the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival. Mandel has also been seen on Conan, E!'s Chelsea Lately, CBS's The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, MyNetwork TV's The Golden Trailer Awards and co-hosted a pilot called Pop Monkey for VH1.

Cobra Starship Wrap-Up South American Tour With Justin Bieber.

Cobra Starship recently arrived back in the US from a whirlwind South American stadium tour supporting Justin Bieber where they performed to 55,000 plus screaming fans at stadiums in Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Peru, and Venezuela.

"I was born in Uruguay and it’s always been my dream to play in South America," says Gabe Saporta, "Being able to not only live that dream but to play for 50,000 people a night with Justin Bieber is something I will treasure forever."

Furthermore, Cobra Starship are set to perform their Platinum/TOP 5 hit single, “You Make Me Feel… (Feat. Sabi),” on TBS’s Conan on November 1st for a special episode filmed in NYC’s Beacon Theatre followed by an additional live performance on Live! With Regis & Kelly on November 29th.

Justin Timberlake, Will Smith, Queen Latifah the Best Musicians Turned Movie Stars.

Yowsers! I was watching "Black Snake Moan," starring Christina Ricci, and realized something about co-star Justin Timberlake: He started his career in music. The boy band veteran has successfully converted into an actor without any trace of ever being in music. I'd like to state the multi-talented star said "Bye, Bye, Bye" to his days in music, but the truth is he still puts out albums.

This begs the question: Who are the best singers turned movie actors?

Read the rest of this story on Yahoo! Movies: Justin Timberlake, Will Smith, Queen Latifah the Best Musicians Turned Movie Stars.

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Is Judd Apatow the Reincarnation of John Hughes?

Much like John Hughes in the '80s and '90s, Judd Apatow rules the box office with hits like "The 40-Year Old Virgin," "Knocked Up," and "Funny People." His gross humor and goal to say the word "penis" in every film does for adult humor what "The Breakfast Club" creator did for teen humor.

Read the rest of this story on Yahoo! Movies: Is Judd Apatow the Reincarnation of John Hughes?

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Zac Efron To Remake ‘Back to the Future?’ Lea Michele and Dianna Agron to Remake ‘Weird Science?’ Which Movies Are Due to Be Remade?

With recent movie remakes like "Footloose" and "The Karate Kid" -- and the soon to be remade "Robocop" -- I'm beginning to realize something: I'm getting old. The original incarnations came out when I was a child. Now here we are 20-plus years later and we're seeing new versions of the very films that I grew up with.

This tells me one of two things. Either these movies were so good as originals that Hollywood decided to introduce them to another generation, or they were so bad that producers today believed they could create the same story only better.

Read the rest of this story on Yahoo! Movies: Which Movies Are Due to Be Remade?

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Which ‘Supernatural’ Hunter Has the Most Heart?

Halloween is approaching and that means ghosts and goblins will be among those who are brave enough to venture out into the night. For those dressing up, it's a means to trick or treat. But just because it's dress up time for you, it doesn't mean that hidden underneath the shadows there aren't real life monsters lurking.

Thankfully, there are hunters to help assist with these monsters. Here are three of the bravest demon chasers you'll ever come across. You may know them from the hit show, "Supernatural."

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

‘Janie Jones’ Plus Musicians-Turned-Actors Not Named Will Smith or Justin Timberlake.

“Janie Jones" goes on tour with her burned-out, drug-fueled father, Ethan Brand (Alessandro Nivola), in the new movie that hits theaters October 28, 2011. Like every great rock star story, a musician finds out he fathered a young girl 13 years prior. His former fling enters rehab and the result of this partying lifestyle is the title character, who is forced to stay with her father as he ruins his career due to bad habits that consist of alcohol and drugs.

Fans automatically feel sorry for Janie, played by the talented Abigail Breslin from the sleeper hit "Little Miss Sunshine." What they don't realize is Janie inherits her father's musical blood, and together they salvage Ethan's life.

Read the rest of this story on Yahoo! Movies: ‘Janie Jones’ Plus Musicians-Turned-Actors Not Named Will Smith or Justin Timberlake.

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

Valora Releases Chapter 3 Motion Capture Video.

Valora has now released the motion capture video for "Chapter 3: ('I Waited For You')" of the accompanying graphic novel also titled, Valora. This is the third video released from this series, which was put together by Ahmet Zappa's graphic team at Monsterfoot. Lead singer, Syd Duran spoke about the motion capture video and her thoughts on being the character in the five-chapter series saying:

"I couldn't be more grateful and excited to be the inspiration and co-creator of a five-chapter graphic novel to aid in the visual expression of my music. Chapter 3 of the graphic novel Valora is inspired by the title track of our debut record, 'I Waited For You.' The motion capture video was created with the intent to awaken the thrill and mischief that goes hand in hand with forbidden love. This chapter is my favorite due to its unusual style of illustration, not to mention the perfect amount of suspense and sensuality. See for yourself!"

Valora also released an official video for the song, which has half a million views since its launch. Fans can watch both videos available now. Syd speaks about collaborating with director Lance Drake on the video saying:

"Together we accomplished a better introduction of Valora to the world than one I could've hoped for. The troubled, yet hopeful, girl in me was displayed in subtle encounters with fairytale villains, while the rising, zero-tolerance front woman in me upholds all that Valora stands for in an explosion of revenge, resulting in more than your average bar fight."

For more information on Valora, make sure to check out their official website, www.valoraofficial.com, as well as their Facebook and Twitter pages. "I Waited For You" is available for fans to pick up on iTunes now.

Multi-Platinum Singer-Songwriter Jason Reeves Debuts New EP ‘Caged Birds Set Free.’ Out November 15, 2011.

Released independently via abeautifularmyoftrees, Birds takes flight in the wake of Reeves' latest full-length, The Lovesick, which debuted at #7 on Billboard's Heatseekers Chart in August. The seven EP tracks stand rooted in a raw organic folk separate from The Lovesick's dreamy electronics, proving to be the perfect next step, as well as a return to signature form for the singer-songwriter. With the help of longtime collaborator and producer Mikal Blue, Reeves taps into honest emotion via heartfelt lyrics, hypnotic acoustic guitars, and piano.

Among the set's seven songs are two versions of "Wishing Weed," re-recorded from Reeves' Patience for the Waiting EP and now featuring the talents of Reeves' frequent collaborator, Colbie Caillat. Also included is first single "Rescue," a longtime fan favorite and offered as a studio track for the first time.

The EP will be digital only and available for purchase through all major digital retailers, including iTunes and Amazon.

About the songs and in the wake of his newfound independence, Jason enthuses, "I've never felt freer, and this collection is very special to me. It signals my next phase, and I'm excited for the world to hear them as a new beginning."

Reeves' is a 27-year-old 3-time ASCAP pop award-winner from Iowa City, Iowa and released his long awaited LP, The Lovesick, in August. The record was a follow up to 2007's The Magnificent Adventures of Heartache (and other Frightening Tales), which received widespread critical acclaim; including "Top Indie Singer Songwriter" and "Top Folk Album" honors from iTunes.

The Lovesick climbed to No. 5 on the iTunes Pop Charts and featured an "edgier" sound that showcased Reeves' unique blend of modern folk and pop sensibilities.

The record contains collaborations from American Idol alum Kara DioGuardi as well as another single "No Lies" with Ms. Caillat; with whom Reeves has co-written 22 songs, including chart toppers "Bubbly," and "Realize" from Caillat's platinum debut Coco, as well as hit single "I've Never Told You," from her Grammy-nominated "Breakthrough" album.

Caged Birds Set Free track-listing is as follows:

Song For A Waitress

Bicycle

Rescue

Wishing Weed (f/Colbie Caillat)

More Than I Meant To

How Many Hearts?

Wishing Weed (f/Colbie Caillat) acoustic version

Horror Movie a Day - "First Born" - I Talk a Lot About My Wife

It is day ten of my horror movie a day quest. Previously I wrote about the original “Saw” film, “Amityville II: The Possession,” “Open Water,” “A Horrible Way to Die,” "Halloween," "The Shining," "The Ring," "Paranormal Activity" and "The Devil's Rejects."

Today I’m going to talk about the Elisabeth Shue masterpiece “First Born.” Ok it’s not a masterpiece, it’s not even that good, but I remember my experience watching that film so I want to share that with you. I’m going to talk about my wife for a little bit and talk about an issue she use to have, I don’t think she’ll care, at least I hope not. My wife use to/still kind of does suffer from some anxiety disorder. While it still kind of exists today, there was a good three or month period where she was depressed and couldn’t stop stressing about anything.

We were in our late twenties. A few years prior I had been laid off; I started a job that I was over qualified for that did not pay well. We were living in an apartment, all of our younger friends were moving into houses. We were struggling to keep up with bills, rent etc. It felt like her world was caving in all around her. I had recently gotten a big promotion that included a big raise, but it still takes time to climb out of the rut we were in. In her mind it didn’t matter how much I made, we’d never be able to have kids, pets and own a home.

I’ll get to the movie, hold on. The first step was that my wife brought in a stray kitten that we named Baby, because she wanted a Baby and I liked the character Baby from “The Devil’s Rejects.” The problem is I’m deathly allergic to cats. Then we got pregnant with our first child. Shortly there after we bought a house, things were looking up. Her anxiety wasn’t as often. My wife and I love horror movies. I like the realistic ones and she likes scary movies that involve children. So while walking through the video store we came across the Elisabeth Shue film “First Born.”

I love Elisabeth Shue, so if you’re going to pick out a movie I don’t want to see, you’re going to have a better chance of me saying, ‘ok I’ll watch it,’ if Elisabeth Shue is in it. I knew that watching “First Born” was a bad idea. Not even a year prior my wife wasn’t mentally right, so now we’re going to watch this horror movie that involves post partum depression. I was worried that this movie was going to creep out my wife and cause her to start stressing, which is not something you want to do when you’re pregnant (she was just about to pop too).

“First Born” is about a family moving from the city to the suburbs. Elisabeth Shue plays the wife; she’s expecting their first child. Her husband continues to work in the city while she becomes a stay at home mom. She had given up her hopes and dreams to be a stay at home mom and slowly she started to feel her world falling apart around her. They brought in a housekeeper that she didn’t trust. She insisted that the housekeeper was trying to corrupt their baby with witchcraft. They moved on from her and brought in Shue’s character’s mother. One night Shue has a moment of clarity and decides to set her mind at ease.

Lucky for me, while this movie has a pretty creepy ending, it was something that under no circumstances could I ever imagine my wife worrying about doing. I don’t want to spoil the ending for those of you who haven’t seen it, although you can see it coming from a mile away either that or I watch too many movies and have seen these twist endings too many times.. My wife found the humor in watching that particular movie in her pregnant state, so all was well, but this short one page scenario ran through my head while we were in the video store and against my better judgment, Elisabeth Shue convinced me to check this movie out.

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Transatlantic “More is Never Enough: Live Two Disc DVD” – Review

Whenever you get an album or a live concert DVD that features one of your favorite, all time musicians, you feel grateful…or at least I do. Mike Portnoy has been my favorite drummer for at least ten years (I was late to the Dream Theater party, but I eventually got there). The group Transatlantic is a Prog Rock super group featuring Mike Portnoy (Adrenaline Mob), Neal Morse (formerly of Spock’s Beard), Roine Stolt (The Flower Kings) and Pete Trewavas (Marillion).

Transatlantic is a straight up prog rock band. They sound like the prog rock bands from the hey day of prog rock with Yes, Genesis, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Gentle Giant etc etc. They just released a new three disc live CD along with a two disc live DVD entitled “More is Never Enough.” I only have the DVD’s. The first DVD is the 77-minute song epic masterpiece “Wirlwind” off of their 2009 album of the same name. And I thought Dream Theater had insanely long songs.

I was aware of Transatlantic, but I’ve never heard any of their music, which is pretty pathetic considering Portnoy is my all time favorite drummer. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the entire DVD. I love watching amazing musicians play. I love the progressive rock format that much more. I love the story within a song or series of songs. I love incredible musicians playing together. I love the weird time signatures and how the band is able to keep it together. It is so far over my head that I am just in awe every time I experience it.

For me “More is Never Enough” is going to be the DVD I pull out to impress my music fan friends. The next time one of my friends says that the best drummer of all time is Travis Barker or Dave Grohl I’m going to whip this bad boy out and say check this out…. while you’re at check out these other guys too.

If you’re only a casual prog rock fan like I am than it is possible that like me you are aware of Transatlantic, but never really listened to them. As that person who finally took the time to listen to their music, I recommend checking them out. The new live DVD/CD is a good sample of what they are about. If you’re into Yes, ELP, Genesis etc this DVD/CD is a must.

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Jessie and The Toy Boys Premiere 'Let’s Get Naughty' Video.

Jessie and The Toy Boys bring out the whips for their latest video "Let's Get Naughty." The provocative video, shot at Hollywood's scandalous club Voyeur, features Jessie getting naughty with her toy boys on the dance floor. Jessie "shimmies through the beat with a confidence that's only belonged to the likes of Madonna and Britney Spears prior," says ArtistDirect.

Pick up Jessie and The Toy Boys' EP Show Me Your Tan Lines, featuring "Push It" and "Let's Get Naughty," on iTunes and Amazon now! For more info on Jessie and The Toy Boys, check out her official site, Facebook, and Twitter.

Horror Movie a Day - "The Devil's Rejects"

It is day nine of my horror movie a day quest. Previously I wrote about the original “Saw” film, “Amityville II: The Possession,” “Open Water,” “A Horrible Way to Die,” "Halloween," "The Shining," "The Ring" and "Paranormal Activity."

This next movie is surprisingly one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s basically a movie that smacked me upside the head and kind of messed me up. The movie is the Rob Zombie film, “The Devil’s Rejects.” I didn’t realize Rob Zombie had “The Devil’s Rejects” in him. I remember wanting to see “House of 1000 Corpses,” because there was a buzz around that film, because the initial production company didn’t want to release it because it was too gory and violent. What could possibly be in this movie that was so bad this movie couldn’t be released?

I remember seeing “Corpses” and just having a blast. It was a fun, over the top almost campy horror film-starring comedian Chris Hardwick and “Office” star Rainn Wilson. It was a true homage to the movies that influences Rob Zombie. A few years went by and then I heard about this movie called “The Devil’s Rejects.” I loved the title, went to the website and saw the bad guys (The Firefly Family: Baby, Otis and Captain Spaulding) from “House of 1000 Corpses,” but they didn’t look over the top any more, they looked real.

I started going to the website nearly daily, watching the trailers, clips, looking at the pictures, reading more of the back-story. I was just really excited to see this movie. When it finally came out I went to the theater to see it and I was blown away. First of all the music used in the film was amazing. The movie kicks off with The Allman Brother’s “Midnight Rider” and ends with Lynryd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird.” It was an uncomfortable movie to watch that you couldn’t take your eyes off of.
The movie starts of with this gun fight that you feel like you’re in the middle of. So much is happening you almost feel like you need to hide in a safe place. Otis and Baby are able to escape the gunfight and make their way to a hotel where they meet up with this traveling blue grass band called Banjo and Sullivan. This leads to probably the most disturbing moment in the entire movie. The con their way into Banjo and Sullivan’s motel room and humiliate them before slowly taking them out one by one. If you listen to the commentary, Bill Moseley the actor that played Otis admitted that he had a hard time filming that scene. His character is disgusting in that scene.

The second story in “The Devil’s Rejects” involves Sheriff Wydell played by William Forsythe. Sheriff Wydell through out the movie spins out of control. In “House of 1000 Corpses,” The Firefly family murdered his brother. He doesn’t care about anything any more except avenging his brother. But he goes bat shit crazy. He’s supposed to be the good guy, but he’s becoming more and more unlikable. On the other hand, Baby and Otis meet up with Captain Spaulding shortly after the motel scene which if you remember was a very revolting scene. But all of the sudden they start to seem likable as they’re arguing over ice cream.

Fast forward a little bit and this movie turns into a great movie. The show down between Sheriff Wydell and The Firefly family takes place. You can’t help but root for Otis, Baby and Captain Spaulding. The entire third act is intense and exhausting. Sheriff Wydell lights the Firefly house on fire while he has Otis and Captain Spaulding nailed down in their chairs and let’s Baby escape so he can drunkenly hunt her. Tiny, part of the Firefly Family, who disappeared at the beginning of the film, manages to kill Sheriff Wydell and free Otis and Spaulding. Then Tiny chooses to stay with the burning house while the other three escape. Just as you’re starting to feel relieved and get ready for third movie with The Firefly family they come upon a roadblock. You’re as exhausted as the characters are at this point. A firefight ensues and The Firefly Family dies in a blaze of glory.

Here’s the thing with why “The Devil’s Rejects” is so good. Rob Zombie tricked me into rooting for three of the more despicable characters in film history. They are horrible human beings; there is no reason for me to like these people. It’s not like they’re Freddy and Jason, make believe monsters, he made this people out to be as real as possible and I was rooting for them. It was disgusting, but Zombie did it and I have to give credit where credit is due. Because he was able to convince to like something I would otherwise hate, I have to say that I love this movie.

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