Fake Boobs Are No Joke, Seriously!

There seems to be a fake boob problem going on in the world that must be talked about. Apparently, the French firm Poly Implant Prothese (PIP) has been illegally importing fake boobs that resulted in the Venezuelan government to take action to remove them.

 

This is so much of a problem that the country's leaders are willing to pay for the removal themselves. That's because, at any given moment, like possibly NOW, the fake boobs could rupture due to a containment of industrial grade silicone fiber, which makes them more liable to split.

 

Wow!

 

 

 

How horrible would that be to see a woman's fake boobs split, causing her chest to deflate right before your very eyes?

 

Over the last decade, it is reported that more than 300,000 fake boobs were sold around the world to 60 plus countries. The problem? Although the Venezuelan government is picking up the tab to remove them, they are not going to pay to have them replaced.

 

Thus, the predicament that thousands of women are facing. The first being concern that their fake boobs could split at any given moment and the second being that now everybody knows they have fake ta-tas.

 

I don't know what's worse!

 
 
BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
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2 Comments:

This is why you need to ensure that the implant is done from a reputed practitioner. Ask questions about the procedure as well.

Melissa said...

Oh my God. I hope they stop the spread of these fake boobs immediately. There are a lot of other ways to get those boobs done. I got mine from a cosmetic surgery in Perth and it looks great until now. It has been 7 months already.

 
 
 

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