"Flavor Flav brings the noise to Clinton, Iowa - with fried chicken."

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard, mainly because Clinton, Iowa is 45 minutes from my house and the city is known for, well, being Clinton, Iowa. I don’t want to say anything negative about Clinton so I’ll just say one thing - Flavor Flav.

The Public Enemy rapper turned reality star opened up a chicken restaurant. The goal is to bring New York style fried chicken to Clinton, Iowa. Why Clinton, Iowa you ask? Who the hell knows? Is it because Flavor Flav has a flavor of love there?

Clinton, Iowa is best known for its ADM plant, a casino, and an online university. I’ve been to Clinton many times and one of my favorite places to get fried chicken is Pizza Ranch. But that’s because it’s quick, cheap and a buffet. You can get in an out very quickly.

I’m excited to check out Flavor Flav’s chicken restaurant, only because Clinton is the last place in the world that would ever see a celebrity like Flavor Flav. What’s next? A Britney Spears spa?

Hopefully more and more celebs will venture into Clinton for entrepreneurships. That way it can be like “The Simpsons” where every celebrity ends up in Springfield.


Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
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