"Leaving Eden has played with Black Sabbath, Shinedown, and Korn." - Interview

Leaving Eden has played with some pretty big name bands and it’s only a matter of time before they’re one of those big names themselves. They’ve shared the stage with Black Sabbath, Korn, Shinedown, Sevendust, 10 Years, Papa Roach, Collective Soul, and Drop Kick Murphies. The list is over 50 bands long; needless to say they’re on the verge. Recently I got the chance to chat with their guitarist/sometimes singer Eric.

Q - How would you describe your band’s sound?

A - It’s rock n roll, it’s heavy and we do acoustic stuff as well, we try to mix it up and be outside the box a little in terms of styles.

Q - What’s your band’s song writing process?

A - Musically I write…sometimes I write lyrics first sometimes I write music first, it depends. Sometimes they come at the same time as well.

Q - Who was the one person or act that made you want to be a performer?

A - Actually I’d have to say Black Sabbath. We got to play with Black Sabbath too, so that was cool.

Q - Who are some of the bands you’re into now?

A - I like the Foo Fighters, I like Papa Roach, Shinedown…you’re talking about newer ones right?

Q - Sure.

A - I like Seether, obviously Halestorm and Flyleaf, they got some girl singers which is pretty cool, Disturbed.

Q - What are your touring plans?

A - Right now…we’ve been touring, we just got back from Europe, we just played with Bret Michaels and we just played with Sevendust and 10 Years. We’re going to be playing with Powermann 5000 and we have a bunch of stuff that is being lined up right now.

Q - What can fans expect from your live show?


(Photo by Daniel Johnson)


A - I think the biggest thing is the amount of energy transferred. Our message is clear, live life have fun. I think the amount of energy, you know the movement on stage and the sound we generate musically, it’s a three piece and I sing and she sings. We have to fill it up with three people because there’s nobody else. We’ve got to keep it solid and keep it rocking.

Q - What are some of your stand out performances?

A - There are a lot of them. Usually when we play on the huge stages when there is like 20,000 people there, for instance when we played with Black Sabbath, was huge. Disturbed, that was great. We just played with Shinedown, it was huge and a great show. The sound, that’s what sticks out for me is the sound that we get from that. Just the amount of people it’s a massive amount of energy.

Q - What are some of your pre show rituals?

A - Good question (laughs), we like to chill out. We usually do a prayer just to make sure things go good and try to relax a little bit.

Q - Have you had any embarrassing on stage moments?

A - Yes, when we were in Europe, we didn’t have our own equipment, so we had to use other equipment that was there. The guitar I had…they don’t really have a lot of Gibson’s over there, so I had to take what I could get. I got one of those guitars that was see through. The strap kept breaking, I got these strap locks, they kept breaking, because we move so much, that energy. When I’d jump up and down I’d have to play the song on my knees or lying down until the song was over because I had no choice and I don’t like to stop in the middle. It ended up being a good thing, because people would come up to me and be like, ‘wow I’ll never forget that. That just made my day.’ It ended up being cool, but it ended up being embarrassing at the time.

Q - With the business side of the music business being as chaotic as it is, what keeps you going/interested in playing music?

A - Another good question, I would think intrinsic motivation comes with it. If somebody is truly a musician by heart, than they should only be sleeping, eating and breathing music. That’s what they should be doing for a living. Like anything that you love, you keep going because you keep creating new material and new songs. Each one just keeps you going to the next. I think in any profession, if you’re doing what you love, you keep doing it until the day you die.

Q - You’ve played with a lot of big name bands, who are some of the bands you’ve shared the stage with?

A - There’s well over fifty, but let’s see, Black Sabbath, Disturbed, Shinedown, Theory of a Dead Man, Halestorm, Bret Michaels, Collective Soul, Sevendust, Papa Roach, Alice in Chains, Alice Cooper, Queensryche, Mudvayne down in Florida, yeah…I think that’s enough.

Q - Thanks for taking the time to talk with us.

A - Thank you.

Check out Leaving Eden at http://www.leavingeden.com/.


















BYLINE:

Bob Zerull is the Managing Editor of Zoiks! Online. He writes pop culture commentary, does interviews with bands, and reviews music and stand-up concerts. He also administers Zoiks! Online's Facebook page. Follow Bob on twitter at bzerull. Email Bob at bob@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Leaving Eden has played with Black Sabbath, Shinedown, and Korn." - Interview

"Queensryche Cabaret takes on Chicago's House of Blues." – Concert Review

This is my second time seeing Queensryche and this time around the show took on a different theme than last year’s “American Soldier” tour. It’s Halloween season and the band hosted a cabaret style show with costumes, sets and partially nude women.

The two hour plus long performance to a nearly packed house at Chicago’s famed House of Blues saw songs from Queensryche’s “Empire” album along with a host of new tunes. The latest album is “American Soldier” but none of the songs made the cut as they didn’t fit the concert’s theme.


Geoff Tate was spot on with vocals and amidst the several costume and set changes the drummer Scott Rockenfield, who was the other highlight of the show, showcased his mad drum skills with a short solo and buffer while random characters came out to do their thing. Also between songs old school cabaret music played on what appeared to be an old record player, adding originality to the show.


However, as awesome as Queensryche was the main attractions were the dancers who came out in various outfits, some complete and some not (topless with pasties on their nipples), the contortionist, the dancing turkey/Indian and the shrink who talked to Tate between various numbers.

The story line wasn't really important; rather it was used as a means to get to the next songs. The theme was about Geoff Tate looking for love, but finding drugs and alcohol. Or something to that effect. Nevertheless, it didn't take away from the concert as the real show was its music and dancers.


Queensryche also had fans on stage in participation. As usual, with the band being virtuosos at their respective instruments, the sound was perfect. There is no other band that sounds just as great live as it does on record.

The show appeared to end and Tate came out to pull tickets for a raffle that was going on. He played it perfectly because out of nowhere he said, “We should sing another song” and the band finished its set with “Empire.” This encore brought every person in attendance to find his or her child within and sing along.


After the show, I was able to go backstage to meet Tate. The first thing he said to me was, “How are you doing? I’m drunk.” And he was, as he smelled like wine. I should note that during the performance he had a bottomless glass of wine that, at one point, he gave to someone in the crowd.

I managed to snap a picture with him, told him he was great, and then called it a night. The show started at 9:00 PM and when I left the House of Blues, it was shortly after midnight.


If you ever get a chance to see this show, whether you are a fan of Queensryche or not, do so as it is entertaining and will leave you talking about it for some time.

Check out the interview I did with front man Geoff Tate: "Geoff Tate of Queensryche has built an 'Empire.'"

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Queensryche Cabaret takes on Chicago's House of Blues." – Concert Review

"Mosh Potatoes features recipes from Zakk Wylde, Hatebreed, Lamb of God and Mudvayne."

Music Industry veteran and metal musician Steve "Buckshot" Seabury brings you "Mosh Potatoes - Recipes, Anecdotes & Mayhem From The Heavyweights Of Heavy Metal." Almost 5 years in the making, Simon & Schuster the publisher, has moved the street date from November 30th to November 16th due to the heavy anticipation of the release. The book is now available for pre order online and will be available all of book stores, your favorite record stores and many mail order companies.

Seabury has set up a charity for the artist proceeds from each sale of the book to benefit The Meals on Wheels Charity. "This organization is very dear to my heart because it provides for so many great people, people like my own grandma. For the metal community to stand together and help these elderly people experiencing financial stress is a true blessing in my eyes." The Meals on Wheels Charity provides a great service by delivering over a million meals a day to senior citizens who are experiencing economic hardships or disabilities and can’t afford to buy food.


Mosh Potatoes features 147 exciting recipes from legendary icons like Lemmy, Zakk Wylde and Lita Ford to the thrash titans of Pantera, Megadeth, Testament, Overkill and Anthrax to the hair metal bands of Guns & Roses, Dokken, LA Guns, Steel Panther, Twisted Sister to the mayhem of metal including Mudvayne, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall, Hatebreed and Devildriver to death metal pioneers of Napalm Death, Obituary, Death and Sepultura and the book wouldn't be complete without the future of the new school like Municipal Waste, Skeletonwitch, Lazarus AD, Evile and Moth Eater.

If you live for metal and like amazing food then you will without a doubt love Mosh Potatoes. For more information please check out the new Mosh Potatoes website at: http://www.moshpotatoescookbook.com/.

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Mosh Potatoes features recipes from Zakk Wylde, Hatebreed, Lamb of God and Mudvayne."

"Kendra Wilkinson sends naked pictures to husband."

The former Playboy model – who has a 10-month-old son Hank with her NFL player spouse Hank Baskett – admits the couple have embraced technology to keep things sexy when their working commitments keep them apart for long periods of time.

She told People magazine, “We definitely keep things spicy even though we're not together in person. We know how to keep things fresh, romantic and sexy. There's Skype, yeah, that's definitely our number one. We also have our Blackberries. This morning, Hank woke up to a surprise text. Let me tell you, sending a naked picture to my husband definitely keeps him going!”


The 25-year-old blonde beauty believes their time apart makes her and 28-year-old Hank’s marriage stronger. She added, “You can take a breather and actually think about why you miss each other. Then when we see each other, we're fresh and re-energized and it's time to get it on again.”

Meanwhile, Kendra has explained why she recently turned down the chance to pose for Playboy for a fifth time. The blonde star hired a photographer to take some test shots but afterwards she sat down to talk it through with Hank and agreed she was making a mistake.

She explained to E! News, “Hank actually sat down with me and he went over the reasons of doing it. And, you know, my reasons weren't right. I wanted to do Playboy for the wrong reasons. The wrong reasons are to prove people wrong, not to prove it to myself but to people and to put my middle finger up to everybody and be like, ‘I'm going to do Playboy!’ But that wasn't the right reason, you know?”

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Kendra Wilkinson sends naked pictures to husband."

"Mohombi talks RedOne and new album." - VIDEO

In the second "Meet Mohombi" video, the multi-talented musician and dancer shares with fans what it was like to be the first artist signed to producer RedOne's label 2101 Records.


"For me, it was like opening another door, but this time it was THE door!" he says. Mohombi also reveals more about the themes on his upcoming album, "Movemeant," due out early next year. "Movemeant" will feature the singles "Bumpy Ride" and "Miss Me (feat. Nelly)," the UK single.



Check out Mohombi.com for the latest news and updates.

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Mohombi talks RedOne and new album." - VIDEO

"A tip of the hat to the Halloween aficionado…" – Humor Column

I know that this is an exciting time for some of you out there.

I mean, I pass by the houses every day – their lawns decked out with giant pumpkins and giant spiders and normal-sized, but nonetheless creepy-looking zombies … and really, that’s only the beginning, now isn’t it? Navigate through the comical tombstones and cobweb-laden bushes up to that creaky, front door and it’s there that we’re treated to the real fruits of your haunted labors. With skeletons in the windows, bats with beady, glowing eyes in the belfry, and even what appears to be an all too real witches cauldron on the front porch, you’ve managed to turn what I’m sure is otherwise normally a quiet, suburban home into a freaky dwelling straight out of The Twilight Zone, and frankly, I think that’s just awesome!

Well, don’t get me wrong – I also think that it’s scary as hell and you won’t likely catch me daring to knock on that door for the solicitation of tricks and/or treats anytime soon – but still, we each have our preferred holiday of choice and I think it’s worth my applause when I see that you’ve opted to embrace your own holiday with a dedication that while some may refer to as overkill, other enthusiasts like myself welcome with open arms…

…maybe not anywhere near your house, mind you, on account of that masked guy who you’ve got waving the chainsaw wildly in the air … seriously, where do you even find something like that?!


Perfect example, though – some people just don’t get into their holidays like we do! Sure, maybe they’ll put up a tree or throw a hastily-carved pumpkin outside the front door at the last minute, but they don’t go anywhere near the spectacular excess that we all know makes these seasons so much fun! We’re the ones who gear up for the 4th of July by purchasing enough incendiary devices to inadvertently start World War 3, we’re the ones who proudly hire only the finest Singing Gorilla Grams to profess our true loves come mid-February, and of course, we’re the ones who construct holiday displays capable of distracting air traffic each year when Santa Claus comes to town.

Which reminds me – I still need to talk to the power company about stepping up the juice down at my end of the subdivision this year…

Anyways, so while I may not be as big of a Halloween fanatic as my ghostly neighbors, despite all of the cobwebs around my garage that I’m honestly just too lazy to clean up, my hat is off to all of the devilish devotees out there as you enjoy your ghoulish fright night for all of the gasps and screams that it’s worth! This is your time, so enjoy it because in a couple of weeks soon it’s going to be my time and that gigantic pumpkin is going to have to make way for an inflatable Santa and eight tiny reindeer…

…and an industrial-strength snow-making machine…

…and enough Christmas lights to land a 747.

Happy Holidays!!!

















BYLINE:

Scott Sevener is a humor columnist who enjoys writing funny narratives about the random things in life that amuse him. His first book, a collection of humor columns entitled “The First Seven Years Are Always the Hardest,” is available now at comedic-genius.com.
READ MORE - "A tip of the hat to the Halloween aficionado…" – Humor Column

"Runner Runner on tour with Forever The Sickest Kids and I See Stars."

Pop rockers Runner Runner will join Forever The Sickest Kids and I See Stars on the "Tour For Kids Who Can't Read Good" starting on November 12th in Wichita Falls, TX.

The 10-stop tour will go through November stopping in Houston, St. Louis, Atlanta, Memphis, Oklahoma City and more. Runner Runner is touring in preparation of their self-titled release due out in early 2011.


Check out the band's MySpace and Official Website for more info and exclusive updates. For even more Runner Runner action, make sure to tune into their Friends or Enemies Blog. Look for their self-titled album, featuring the first single, "So Obvious," in stores everywhere soon.

Dates are as follows:

11/12 - Lakeside Ballroom - Wichita Falls, TX
11/13 - Numbers - Houston, TX
11/15 - Blue Note - Columbia, MO
11/16 - The Firebird - St. Louis, MO
11/18 - The Masquerade - Atlanta, GA
11/19 - New Daisy Theatre - Memphis, TN
11/20 - Phineas Phogg's - Pensacola, FL
11/21 - Juanita's - Little Rock, AR
11/23 - ACM @ UCO - Oklahoma City, OK
11/24 - Cain's Ballroom - Tulsa, OK


















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Runner Runner on tour with Forever The Sickest Kids and I See Stars."

"Watch Juke Kartel's video for 'If Only.'" - VIDEO

Australian rockers Juke Kartel have released the music video for "If Only," the first single from their US debut album Levolution (iTunes). The band told AOL Music that filming the video "was an amazing experience - from skipping around rattlesnakes in the desert, to amazing conversations with the homeless in downtown LA, to the beauty of the California beaches.


The concept of searching for our instruments during the video actually helped us rediscover the song, thinking back to when it was written as well as reliving our story up to this day."



In addition, the band recently premiered the track "Brightest Star" exclusively on iTunes. More than half of the proceeds from each sale will go to the Susan G. Komen Foundation in support of breast cancer research. Visit JukeKartel.com or find them on Facebook and Twitter for more information and the latest news and updates.

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Watch Juke Kartel's video for 'If Only.'" - VIDEO

"N-Dubz would pose naked for 'a fiver.'"

The only female member of the group, Tulisa Contostavlos believes it would only take a small sum of money for her bandmates Dappy and Fazer to happily bare all for their fans. When the group was asked how much it would cost for them to pose nude, Tulisa replied, “For these two? Give them a tenner; a fiver even.”

Dappy added, “If our careers finished, then yeah, I’d pump up quickly get some protein shakes, let it dangle, and just take a picture.”

While Tulisa thinks her bandmates have no problems with baring all, she insists she would never expose her flesh in exchange for money. She exclusively told BANG Showbiz: “I’m priceless, you couldn’t put a price on me. I’d never strip, that’s my number one moral.”


Rapper Dappy – real name Dino Contostavlos – added that he’s comfortable with his slimline frame and doesn’t have plans to start working out for when the band start to promote their new album in the US, though he thinks he would fit in better Stateside if he bulked up.

He said, “In the video for our single ‘Best Behaviour’ maybe we’d just done a few press ups before the shoot, but I like it kind of slim and normal. But I could be maybe a bit more cut, a bit more meat... slightly. Everyone’s bigger in America – bigger, smellier, crazy out there, it’s much more. Everyone’s bigger - when you’re fat you’re fat. Even the skinny people have still got meat on them.”

“Best Behaviour” is available now, while N-Dubz as-yet-untitled album will be released on November 19th.

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "N-Dubz would pose naked for 'a fiver.'"

"Watch Katy Perry's 'Firework' video." - VIDEO

Katy Perry has just premiered the electrifying video for her new single “Firework.” Shot in beautiful Budapest, Hungary, the video illustrates the positive message behind the song which Katy has now dedicated to the “It Gets Better” campaign. Tune into the TV broadcast premiere on E! tonight at 7pm EST/PST. Fans that think they are a firework should be sure to enter the recently launched “Firework” contest.


From her chart-topping new album, “Teenage Dream,” to her recent nuptials, this year has been full of changes for the pop sensation. Have all these changes in her life affected the way she writes her songs? Katy responds in this new video.



Fans can also catch Katy on the 38th Annual American Music Awards® airing November 21st on ABC. Katy will be performing and is nominated for Artist of the Year, Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist, and Favorite Pop/Rock Album. Voting is now open through Friday, November 12th.

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Watch Katy Perry's 'Firework' video." - VIDEO

"Robert Pattinson takes six months to write a song. But do they suck?"

The “Twilight Saga” actor – who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the film series – was an aspiring musician before he found success as an actor, but admits he has a slow work rate.

He said, “I write a song every six months. I never write a diary. I think that’s why it takes me so long. You have to summarize your personality changing.”

The actor, who plays piano and guitar as well as singing, has previously had two tracks he has performed, “Never Think” and “Let Me Sign” – both of which were written by other people – included on the first “Twilight” soundtrack.


They were reportedly included by the film’s director Catherine Hardwicke, initially without the British hunk’s knowledge.

Robert has previously said he sees music as his “back-up plan” if being a film star fails, and that he believes he will be famous when he’s dead.

He said, “I am sure I'll be one of those artists that people don't pay any attention to while I'm alive, and when I am dead people will go yeah, man, that was a work of art.”

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Robert Pattinson takes six months to write a song. But do they suck?"

"Tamar Kaprelian performs 'Sinner or a Saint' from Jack Johnson's studio." - VIDEO

From her live sessions at Jack Johnson’s Solar Powered Plastic Plant comes a new video from singer/songwriter Tamar Kaprelian. In the latest and third video from the sessions, Tamar performs her debut album’s title track “Sinner or a Saint,” which was co-written and produced by OneRepublic’s Ryan Tedder and Brent Kutzle.




“Sinner or a Saint” is available now.

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Tamar Kaprelian performs 'Sinner or a Saint' from Jack Johnson's studio." - VIDEO

"Kelly Osbourne can't guarantee she won't take drugs again."

The TV star – daughter of rock singer Ozzy – has been to rehab three times after battling addictions to various prescription medicines, including Vicodin, and accepts there will always be an addictive element to her personality.

She said, “I'll never say never about going back to the bad times and the vices. You don't know what will happen in life for you to need a crutch or a shoulder to cry on. But right now I would say no to anything and everything.”

Kelly’s famous father battled addictions to various drugs and alcohol for a large part of his life, and her brother Jack has also attended rehab for addiction for prescription painkillers in the past.


This year, Kelly has had to come to terms with the break-up of her relationship with fiancé Luke Worrall and she admits it has been “the hardest thing” she’s ever had to deal with. But after losing over 40 lbs following her appearance on US TV show “Dancing with the Stars” last year the 26-year-old blonde insists she has a lot more confidence in herself.

She explained to The Sun newspaper, “I used to hate everything about myself. When you've been told your entire life that you are fat and ugly and that you are a spoiled brat, you start to play along with it and believe it. But there will always be a side of me that doesn't like myself. It's not like I look at myself and think I look amazing. I'm not that kind of girl. I'll always be able to find some self-deprecating comment to make about myself and how I look. But I don't hate myself anymore. That in itself is good enough for me.”

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Kelly Osbourne can't guarantee she won't take drugs again."

"Denise Richards said daughters had 'fantastic' time with father Charlie Sheen; then he trashed a hotel room."

The actress was in New York with her ex-husband and their two girls, Sam, six, and five-year-old Lola, over the weekend and despite the actor being taken to hospital to undergo psychiatric evaluation, Denise says the girls have happy memories of their time together.

She told website PopEater, “They think they had a fantastic trip in New York with mommy and daddy and that their dad went home early. "They went shopping, we took them to the museum together, we took them to 'Mary Poppins' so they had a great trip.”

Last Tuesday Charlie was found "drunk and naked" with an escort in his hotel room and was taken to the New York Hospital to undergo psychiatric evaluation after allegedly trashing his suite at the city's Plaza Hotel.


However, Denise says she is not dwelling on the situation and is just concentrating on protecting her daughters. She said, “It is what it is. I can't change what happened. All I can do is move forward and keep my girls protected from the situation and that's what I'm doing. I'm so grateful that they're still young enough to not know what's going on.”

Meanwhile, it has been revealed the escort in Charlie’s room at the time of the alleged incident is a porn star named Christina Walsh. However, her father, Paul Walsh, is unaware of what his daughter does for a living, telling RadarOnline.com, “I'm not quite sure exactly what she does. I always talk to her and she says, why do we have to talk about money? I honestly don't know about her private life.”

Charlie, 45, has played down the incident – in which he allegedly trashed the room after accusing Christina of stealing his wallet – saying it had been “overblown.” A spokesperson for the actor has claimed the incident was down to an "allergic reaction" to medication.

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Denise Richards said daughters had 'fantastic' time with father Charlie Sheen; then he trashed a hotel room."

"Blake Lively and Penn Badgley still have fun together on 'Gossip Girl' set."

The former couple – who confirmed this week their three-year relationship was over – has been praised by their co-star Jessica Szohr for putting their relationship breakdown and personal problems behind them and acting professionally at work.

Jessica told UsMagazine.com, "We have a good time at work. We're all very thankful for our jobs. To my knowledge, there hasn’t been anything different."


Blake and Penn called time on their romance last month, with insiders claiming they were still ‘good friends.’ Jessica admits she is close to both her "wonderful" co-stars, and only wants the best for them both.

She added, "They're both wonderful people, and I just want the both of them to be happy." Although the pair have refused to comment on the details behind their separation, insiders believe it was because Penn wasn’t ready to settle down, while Blake was keen to wed and start a family.

A source recently said, "Blake comes from a traditional Southern Baptist background, and she's always had her eye on getting married and having lots of children. The pressure on him to settle down at such a young age finally reached the point where he realized he and Blake couldn't get on the same page, timing-wise, about starting a family."

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Blake Lively and Penn Badgley still have fun together on 'Gossip Girl' set."

"Alicia Keys obsessed with biology since becoming a mother."

The “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” hit maker – who gave birth to Egypt, her first son with husband Swizz Beatz on October 14 – can’t stop staring at the baby because she has become fascinated with the human body.

Writing on her blog, she said, “I'm most enamored with anatomy at this point. The miracle of the human body. The ability to create all these small amazing machines of veins, capillaries, digestive systems, eyes, ears and noses. I can spend HOURS looking at one little EAR!”


“Have u ever noticed how complex just an ear is? A tiny maze of art. It may sound silly but it's so true. Or a heartbeat? Every day we wake up and in some way, take for granted the fact that this beautiful pulsating organ in our body is the reason, and yet now that's all I can think of...(sic)”

The 29-year-old singer also believes her son has the most “beautiful face” she has ever seen and says his birth has confirmed her belief in God. She said, “I've never seen a more beautiful face in my LIFE! The most perfect eyes and beautiful nose, the sweetest lips and skin so soft and kissable! “Never have I felt such disbelief, such awe, humility, godliness, such strength, power and possibility.”

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Alicia Keys obsessed with biology since becoming a mother."

"Dressing up like Sarah Palin, Snooki, or Lady Gaga could be trick or treat."

Halloween is just around the corner, and as we all figure out what costume to purchase (Should I go as the sexy cat, slutty bunny or skanky nurse? Decisions, decisions.), I figured I would share some Halloween wisdom I’ve learned over the years. Sadly, these ten tips are all from personal experience.

It is my one hope that all of you fine folks in cyberland can learn from my misfortune and not make the same mistakes I did.

1. Going as a mermaid will make you unable to walk. Going as a television set will make you unable to move your arms. Both costumes will subject you to ridicule from other children and leave you in tears by the end of the night.
2. Dressing up as Madonna (during her cone-bra era) in the sixth grade will likely get you suspended.
3. If you hand out pennies instead of candy, your house will be toilet-papered.
4. Most costumes for pets are tantamount to animal cruelty.


5. Dressing up as Sarah Palin at a Halloween party for leftist vegans will also get you toilet-papered.
6. Covering yourself with boxes of Kellogg’s, carrying a knife and going as a “cereal killer” is not nearly as clever as you may think.
7. Asking strangers (who are clearly in costume) if they “dress that slutty everyday” is generally not advisable.
8. Wearing a sweater vest, khakis and a nametag and going as a “Gap employee” is not a real costume. Put some thought and creativity into it, Lazy.
9. If you’re looking to be unoriginal and/or to get lucky, dressing as Lady Gaga or Snooki are excellent choices.
10. Drinking and bobbing for apples don’t mix. Vomit never made any party game more fun.

BYLINE:

Kate Brindle is a stand-up comedian from Ann Arbor, MI. For more information and for tour dates, visit her at http://www.katebrindle.com/.
READ MORE - "Dressing up like Sarah Palin, Snooki, or Lady Gaga could be trick or treat."

"Rihanna puts herself first."

The “Russian Roulette” hitmaker – who is dating baseball star Matt Kemp – has realized the most important thing in life is to support her own decisions and not do things just to please other people.

She told Britain's Marie Claire magazine, “The most important thing is to be happy and true to yourself. I don’t want to look back at this in 30 years from now and say, ‘I did it all to make them happy and I didn’t enjoy.’”


“I want to be able to say people loved me because of who I am. People have a lot more respect for you when you’re yourself and let them see your imperfections. That’s the big connection.”

The Barbados-born beauty was assaulted at the hands of then-boyfriend Chris Brown in February 2009 but believes her ordeal made her the person she is now. She explained, “I couldn’t have been the woman I am today, or the friend, or the sister, or the artist, or the role model I am today if I didn’t go through what I went through in the last year and a half.”

















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Rihanna puts herself first."

"If Lindsay Lohan goes vegan, her rehab is free!"

The “Machete” star is reportedly struggling to fund her treatment at the Betty Ford Center but animal rights organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has offered to step in if she agrees to give up eating meat and animal products.

In a letter obtained by BANG Showbiz, which was sent to the actress through her lawyer, the group wrote, “We understand that you've fallen on tough economic times, so we're writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you'll consider. PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you'll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. As you know, a crucial part of any recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your own body. You'll never regret it.”

The organization goes on to explain why giving up meat would be good for the actress’ health and promise to do whatever they can to ease the change in diet for the star.


The note ends, “California rehabilitation centers have a great reputation for catering to vegan patients too. To help guide your decision, we'll be sending you our new 'Glass Walls' DVD, narrated by Sir Paul McCartney, and our vegetarian/vegan starter kit, which is full of useful information. Please let us know if you'd like to take us up on our offer.”

Lindsay - who voluntarily entered the facility last month - was told by a court last week that she must stay in rehab until January 3 and the troubled actress has been warned by Judge Elden Fox and her lawyer that this is her last chance at avoiding a long jail sentence.

Judge Fox told the troubled actress - who broke the terms of her probation when she failed two drugs tests for cocaine and amphetamines in September - she would face six months in prison if she provided another positive drugs test before her next court appearance.

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "If Lindsay Lohan goes vegan, her rehab is free!"

"Nadine Coyle admits 'distance' between Girls Aloud band mates."

The singer – who is launching her solo career - says she hasn’t spoken to Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Kimberly Walsh or Nicola Roberts for “quite some time” and feels quite separated from them.

She said, “I haven’t spoken to any of the girls in quite some time. There is a distance there. It’s kind of like school. You go from primary to secondary and learn loads of stuff, have friends and a routine, then you move on to another phase of life. That’s not to say I won’t see anybody from school again, but it just feels different now.”


Despite not being close to her, Nadine insists she is not in competition with Cheryl, who has launched a successful solo career, releasing two albums, as well as being a judge on UK TV talent show “The X Factor.”

She told the Daily Telegraph newspaper, “It’s not a competition. The press likes to create cat fights with girl bands. I’m not that vicious or wayward. There was real camaraderie in Girls Aloud, the feeling of one for all, and all for one. Me and Cheryl always had each other’s backs, because she’s quite a strong character and so am I, so if ever there was anything really serious going on we would be watching out for everybody. She works really, really hard. She went straight from Girls Aloud to ‘X Factor’ to her solo stuff. I would have been exhausted doing what she did. I was exhausted just watching her.”


















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Nadine Coyle admits 'distance' between Girls Aloud band mates."

"Taylor Swift immortalized in wax."

The “You Belong With Me” singer is the latest star to be honored with her own replica figure by famous museum Madame Tussauds and was so happy with her likeness - unveiled in New York Wednesday - she immediately tweeted a picture of it with the caption “bring on the pretenders.”

Both the singer and her stylish double wore a shimmering black and silver dress by British designer Jenny Packham for the unveiling. The singer spent three hours with a team of Madame Tussauds studio artists last winter who flew from London to Nashville to take hundreds of precise measurements and photos in order to make the likeness.


Although the 20-year-old singer claimed to be delighted with her new doppelganger, there has been some debate about the wax figure’s hair which is different to Taylor’s usual tightly wound curls.

It was recently reported that Taylor has started dating “Brokeback Mountain” actor Jake Gyllenhaal after the pair spent last Sunday holding hands and looking loved-up whilst on a romantic walk around Brooklyn, New York. An onlooker said, “Taylor and Jake were walking around Park Slope holding hands. They looked like a couple!”


















BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Taylor Swift immortalized in wax."

"Charlie Sheen held escort against will while trashing hotel room."

The “Two and a Half Men” star is said to have caused $7,000 worth of damage to his suite at New York’s Plaza Hotel last Tuesday after accusing prostitute Christina Walsh of stealing his wallet and she is now alleging she locked herself in the bathroom while he repeatedly punched the door.

Christina – who also works as a porn star under the name Capri Anderson – claims she feared for her life during the incident and has reportedly instructed her lawyers to ask a Colorado court to violate Charlie's probation in his domestic violence case, according to gossip website TMZ.


The actor is currently on probation after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor assault on his estranged wife Brooke Mueller last Christmas Day. It is also believed that Charlie tested positive for cocaine when he was admitted to hospital after Tuesday’s incident.

A member of Christina’s legal team said, “We're weighing our legal options.” However, law enforcement sources in New York claim when she was interviewed at the hotel Christina did not say she had felt Charlie was holding her against her will.

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Charlie Sheen held escort against will while trashing hotel room."

"Lindsay Lohan struggling rehab."

The “Machete” actress is currently undergoing treatment for drug abuse at the Betty Ford Clinic in California and is said to be finding life at the centre lonely but is using the time to try to get her career back on track.

A source said, “At the moment she is finding it tough being in rehab and she misses her friends and family. She only has one hour of internet access per day and she is using this to stay in the loop with her family and friends while trying to do some career stuff too. Lindsay has not made any great friends inside the clinic, she is just trying to keep her head down and get on with things.”


Lindsay - who voluntarily entered the facility last month - was told by a court last week that she must stay in rehab until January 3 and the troubled actress has been warned by Judge Elden Fox and her lawyer that this is her last chance at avoiding a long jail sentence.

Judge Fox told the troubled actress – who broke the terms of her probation when she failed two drugs tests for cocaine and amphetamines in September – she would face six months in prison if she provided another positive drugs test before her next court appearance.

Her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley reportedly reiterated the judge’s words to Lindsay because “she wanted her to know the consequences if she messed-up again.” The source added that Lindsay is “taking the counseling seriously though and knows that she is in a place where she is getting help for her problems.”

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
READ MORE - "Lindsay Lohan struggling rehab."

Entertainment Stories From Around The Web: