“‘True Blood’ star Stephen Moyer auctions off ‘Cock Sock’ for charity.”

If you are looking for a piece of "True Blood" memorabilia this is your lucky day! Call it a "Sock of Destiny," call it a "Cock Sock," call it what you will, the sock worn to cover Stephen Moyer's naughty bits during nude scenes is being sold to benefit the charity Gulf Aid. Gulf Aid provides relief to the victims of the oil spill that ravaged the Gulf Coast earlier this year. You can find and bid on Stevie's sock on eBay (http://cgi.ebay.com/True-Blood-Sock-of-Destiny-Stephen-Moyer-Bill-Compton_W0QQitemZ120613756630QQcategoryZ18841QQcmdZViewItem#ht_2155wt_1139) until tomorrow, September 4th. The happy winner will receive said sock which will be signed by both Stephen Moyer and his wifey Anna Paquin (Sookie Stackhouse). Currently the highest bid is $1,400. The only sad news is the sock won't be delivered to the happy winner until early October.

 

 

 

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As a 'Trubie' myself I find this little auction amusing. I don't know what I would ever do with a 'junk sock.' I mean what do you do with a "Sock of Destiny"? Do you frame it in a glass case and display it in a trophy room? You can't keep something as cool as this hidden! But how does one display a sock properly? As for the question you know you are thinking: is it the actual sock that has touched Moyer's 'Destiny'? The auction page says: "Stephen did not say whether the sock had been used or not...and we're not asking." Maybe the only way to find out will be to win the auction and give the sock some thorough inspecting upon arrival! Sniff, sniff.

 
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