“Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck’s secret meeting unveiled.”

It's all over the web that Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck will be meeting in Alaska for a secret event on 09/11.

The only thing we know of the event was when Beck, on his radio show, said that he would be in Alaska for a "vacation." Beck said that both he and Palin would be giving a speech, but that's it. However, that speech will be given at the Dena'ina Center, the largest venue in Anchorage.

Reading between the lines, specifically the one that says, 'but that's it' lends itself to mean more. Roger Ebert speculated that the planned event was to announce a Beck/Palin 2012 Presidential Run.

And I can say is: "Yay!" We saw this before, it starred Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and was called "Dumb & Dumber."

Both candidates deny running for President with a poll even stating that Palin would make a horrible president. So, what could the event be about?

If it's not an announcement for presidency, maybe they are having an affair. I mean, who else would want to sleep with either of these two?

What do you think? Are the two romping around in the sack? Remember when Beck said he may go blind? It may be because he has to look at Palin all the time in the nude. He's not worried, he's just warning.

(Source: Huffington Post)

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
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Anonymous said...

Wow, you are so juvenile. So predictable and boring. Get a job where you don't have write anything people will have to read.

Donkey Kong said...

If either of these idiots get the GOP nomination for President I will literally shit my pants laughing. Not an accidental "shart", but an actual log right in my jeans......let's hope this doesn't happen.


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