"Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag – who would you rather be?" - POLL

Tweet Heidi Montag has been in the news in regard to a potential sex tape that may be released by her estranged husband Spencer Pratt. That’s not even the bad news. The bad news is since her plastic surgeon died, Montag has been worried about her boobs, her surgeries, and the latest proclamation, her face falling off like Michael Jackson’s. This is what she told “Life & Style” magazine. And apparently, all of the plastic surgeries are a result of childhood teasing.

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Lindsay Lohan, whose second chances seem to never run out, recently was spotted for a hit and run involving a baby. At first thought you would think a baby was driving while texting but no, no, no, Lohan just hit a stroller with a baby in it, stopped, and then drove off. Thankfully nothing serious happened, but there were witnesses and for Lohan, here we go again. Seriously, how many chances will she get?

Paris Hilton, on the other hand, has been pretty much out of the news save for the sex tape and horrible movie acting. Her downfall is related to being an heiress for a hotel chain and instead of being grateful for being born into this family she, in turn, is a complete turd. This turd finally may be in trouble when cocaine was found in a purse she said was her friend’s. And get this, she thought the cocaine was gum. We all thought Hilton was dumb, but this takes the cake. Or should I say, gum?

The question is, if you had to be one of these nut jobs, who would you rather be?




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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

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