“Apple’s Steve Jobs could kick Chuck Norris’ ass.”

Another thing that Apple head Steve Jobs is good at is kung fu. At least that is the word on the street. And by street I mean my house. Apparently, the iPhone guru was stopped at a Japanese airport with ninja throwing stars in his bag.

 

The story I heard was that Jobs had his ninja throwing stars taken away and that Jobs caused a scene saying that no one could possibly hijack his personal plane that his family flew on to Japan.

 

 

 

Now I'm reading reports that it was pure fiction.

 

Regardless of it being fiction or not, I think there is more to Jobs than meets the eye. I think Jobs could kick Chuck Norris' ass. This should be a game – Jobs v. Norris - or an iPhone app at the very least.

 

But my question is why isn't there an iPhone app where you can throw ninja stars at people? If that were the case, then maybe Jobs wouldn't be stopped for being a secret ninja.

 
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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
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