“Rod Stewart will be 84 when his new baby graduates from high school.”

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Rod Stewart is set to become a dad. Again. This new bundle of joy (who will be Stewart's seventh) is set to make her/his appearance right before Stewart's 66th birthday.

 

When I first heard the news, I immediately thought of the old adage: just because you can doesn't mean you should.

 

Not only did Stewart already populate the world with six extra people (two in his first marriage to Alana Hamilton, one with Kelly Emberg, two with former wife Rachel Hunter and another with his current wife), but he's going to be 84 when his latest kid graduates from high school.

 

 

 

Frankly, I think a kid's biggest worry on his special day should be whether his cap and gown fits and who he's going to bribe to get him beer. Stewart's kid's biggest concern is going to be finding a bathroom so he can change his dad's diaper.

 

While I may not share in his excitement about being such an old dad, I suppose Stewart can celebrate one thing – at 66, he still has someone that wants his body and thinks he's sexy.

 

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Kate Brindle is a stand-up comedian from Ann Arbor, MI. For more information and for tour dates, visit her at www.katebrindle.com. Email her at hottiepants@zoiksonline.com.

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