"SyFy brings Debbie Gibson and Tiffany back together – sort of."

Two of my childhood dreams came true when Debbie Gibson and Tiffany posed for “Playboy” magazine. Although their goods were worth seeing, what I really pined for was the pop tart rivalry that was so evident back in the day. You know the one, with Debbie Gibson ‘shaking her love’ against Tiffany’s ‘alone now.’

No? Well, OK, it’s a stretch as there really wasn’t a rivalry, yet the media portrayed the two to have one.

The pioneers of teeny bopper girly acts are back in a new movie for SyFy called “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.”

Gibson will play an animal rights activist whose specialty is exotic snakes and making sure they are loose and free from pet stores. If these snakes get loose, they grow huge. Tiffany will play a park ranger whose methods to save endangered alligators are far from normal.



Apparently, there is a scene where Gibson and Tiffany fight from scene to scene, sort of like Peter Griffin and the chicken. Hopefully this scene with Gibson and Tiffany is sexier and less annoying.

The best part of this story is the fact that Tiffany approached the network saying that she and Gibson should appear together in a movie.

What? Is that how it works?

Hey SyFy, I should appear in a movie where I play a Yoga instructor who fights crime doing yoga positions.

Downward dog hi ya!

Warrior pose snap!

Sun salutation wa cha!

My enemies could be mutant bottles of Vicks VapoRub.

And then a child pose chop!

And scene…

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

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