"Who is going on the New Kids on the Block cruise?"

Tweet This week, lucky fans will sail off with the New Kids on the Block. According to Kate Brindle, mega fan and writer of this publication, tickets to the cruise, set for May 14-17th, sold out in about 10 minutes.

That means, either this event is really popular, or Kate Brindle bought all the tickets and only wants the band to herself. Taken from the website, www.nkotbcruise.com, “Sugar sand, coconut palms, calypso music drifting on a Caribbean breeze across a turquoise bay, Half Moon Cay is a Tropical fantasy come true. From the moment you enter the Welcome Center of this white-sand Shangri la, you'll understand why it has been rated the "Best Private Island" by Porthole Magazine for the past four years. You'll fall in love with the shallow turquoise greenery paired with the perfect compliment of bars, shops and restaurants.”

Translation, this is the Garden of Eden for NKOTB fans.

If you weren’t one of the lucky fans to purchase a ticket (ticks range from $800-$5000), don’t worry. Kate will have her full review of the show upon return. That is if she doesn’t get Joey to marry her. I can see it now, Joey singing to her, “Please don’t go girl.” And then one loud scream, followed by a thud (Kate falling to the ground).

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

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