"Justin Bieber is great in bed."

Well, let’s not go that far. Bieber did, however, say that he was a great kisser. Although, the teen heartthrob did say he had only kissed a couple of girls thus far, it’s not far off to say that Bieber is great in bed too. You know, because he’s only kissed a couple of girls in his young life.

In a radio station interview with Johnjay and Rich radio, Bieber referenced stopping at a Wal-Mart because, you know, ‘you’re doing good,’ referring to a place he takes girls to make-out with.

I guess you really can get anything at Wal-Mart. Groceries, tires, Christmas trees, and a make-out session with Justin Bieber.

Beiber, who was given a Range Rover from his mentor, Usher, for his 16th birthday, made it clear that an appointment in his Range Rover usually ends, you know, good. I swear we’ll see this in a song soon. “An appointment in my Range Rover, you don’t need to bend over; because with the adjustable seating, you’ll be my lover.”

I hope Bieber doesn’t end up like Tiger Woods or Lindsay Lohan for that matter, because being successful so quick could either be a good thing, or, you know, not good. So far, however, Bieber is making all the right moves, both on stage, and in Wal-Mart parking lots.


Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

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