"This is not the end of Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy."

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy just ended their 5 year relationship via the social networking platform Twitter. I guess you can say they are no longer twitterpated with each other.

Carrey, best known for having spastic facial contortions and McCarthy, best known for being in Playboy, both amicably wished each other luck and the best in their endeavors. According to McCarthy’s tweet, she said she would ‘always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart.’ As for Carrey’s, it said, “Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship…I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>”

McCarthy has one child, Evan, who is autistic, while Carrey has one child, Jane, who recently got married and gave birth to Carrey’s first grandchild.

And although McCarthy will go on to stand up against autism, Carrey will go on to make mediocre movies that involve his physical comedy that made him famous.

I don’t know why people in Hollywood get together. It doesn’t seem to last. Look at the hot mess that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are going through. But, to compare Carrey and McCarthy to them would be unjust.

However, with one actor dating another actor dating another actor, you can probably make a case that everyone in Hollywood has slept with one another via the equation that if you slept with one person, you slept with every person THAT person has slept with. It’s fair to say that even though Carrey and McCarthy are no longer together, they will ultimately ‘sleep’ together via another actor via another actor.

And then I can’t wait for that tweet. “Jenny and I just slept together via Danny DeVito. It’s not like I remember it.”


Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

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