"Tiger Woods' wife should just become a slut."

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New details emerged about the night Tiger Woods got into his one car accident into a tree. Apparently, according to an article on Celebuzz.com titled, “Tiger Woods' Wife Obviously Isn't Very Trustworthy,” Elin Nordegren waited for Tiger to fall asleep, only to use his phone to text Woods’ mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel.



The article stated, “Upon discovering one message that Tiger had sent to his alleged mistress, New York-based club hostess Rachel Uchitel, that read, ‘You are the only one that I loved,’ Elin concocted a stealth sting operation.”

“A little after 1 a.m., Nordegren, posing as her husband, texted Uchitel with a message reading, ‘I miss you. When are we seeing each other again?’ At which point, Uchitel made the fatal blunder of sending a message back indicating that they had just spoken earlier that evening.”

Once Nordegren received the text back, in stealth sting operation style, she quickly called Uchitel and confronted her. “’I knew it was you,’ Nordegren told an unsuspecting Uchitel, who promptly replied, ‘Oh, f*ck’ and hung up.”



Score one for the obvious wife who isn’t very trustworthy. While Tiger was drugged up on Ambien and in bed, Elin Nordegren did what any spouse would do who is suspected of cheating. To say Woods’ wife isn’t trustworthy is kind of a ridiculous statement.

Elin Nordegren is the victim in this relationship. Sure, she married Tiger Woods because he’s Tiger Woods, but does she deserve to be treated this way? I don’t believe so. To get back at Woods, and not just by taking half a billion dollars and his kids away, Elin should go out and make a public service announcement saying that not only did Tiger Woods cheat on her with multiple women, but the reality is that Tiger Woods really isn’t very good in bed. That she married him for money and fame. That his penis comes from the Asian side and not the African-American side. And that people could hate her all they want, but she’s going to have half a billion dollars, his kids, and any man who roots for Phil Mickelson.

Why not? Elin Nordegren has Tiger by his 3 wood. Since Tiger goes by the slogan “Just do it,” Elin could have one of her own: “Just do me.”

After all, Elin is better looking than all of Tiger's mistresses.

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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

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